伊斯兰教真是和平的宗教
“于是你的婚礼结果怎样啦？”我问刚请完婚假回来上班的穆斯林同事阿基姆。“说真的，糟糕透了。”他一脸沉痛地说，“我的新婚妻子在婚礼上死了……”
“噗哈哈，怎么回事啊？！”这一展开实在太过荒诞，让我哈哈大笑起来，“难、难道是因为彩礼不够好于是她直接自爆了？哈哈哈哈！”
“……去你妈的！去你妈的！！你特么怎么敢对她、对我、对我们整个穆斯林群体说出这种话来？！”他勃然大怒，用力用手捶起了桌子，“不是每个穆斯林都是那种做出可怕事情的野蛮人！伊斯兰教是宽容和平的宗教，你他妈放尊重一点懂吗！”
“呃，阿基姆老兄，真的，对不起。我刚才确实是偏见太大了，请你原谅我，”我忙不迭地道起歉来，“所以……她是怎么去世的？”
“她居然喝酒，我当即拿起石头砸死了她。”
"So how did the wedding go?" I asked my workmate Akeem, on his return to the factory today.
"Not too good, actually." He replied, solemnly. "My new bride died at the reception."
"Ha ha, what happened?" I laughed. "Did she blow herself up over the gifts or something?"
"Oh fuck you! FUCK YOU!! How dare you say something like that about her, about me, and frankly, about Muslim culture?" he slammed, visibly angering. "We're not all barbarians who do such awful shit like that - we're a tolerant and peaceful religion and deserve some fucking respect."
"Look, Akeem, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have been so prejudiced, forgive me," I grovelled. "So how did she pass away?"
"I stoned her for drinking alcohol."
——spag bollox
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