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New Software Installation Jesus 1.0
I am writing because of questions from people regarding installation of
the latest version of the popular program Jesus 1.0 (also available as
Yeshua 1.0). It seems that installation of Jesus 1.0 eventually leads
to several conflicts with other programs you may be running and may even
require certain upgrades and utility programs.
Jesus 1.0 usually installs easily enough. The program has been around
for years and was written so well that it has never needed to be
upgraded. It runs on the oldest of machines as well as on the fanciest
of operating systems running at blazing speed. System requirements are
minimal. Jesus 1.0 requires virtually no RAM initially and is self
installing. The evaluation copy and full version are available free of
charge despite reportedly enormous development costs.
Problems arise however as you use the program. Jesus 1.0 runs in the
background and does a systematic evaluation of all programs, utilities,
and games on your system. For example Jesus 1.0 does not run well at all
with Religion 1.0 and higher or Hate 1.0. There are extreme conflicts
with these and other programs that are unresolvable. Jesus 1.0 also
evaluates network connections that may be dangerous. Jesus 1.0 uses
pop-up windows to suggest better utilisation of disc space by deleting
old programs and routines as well as severing dangerous network
connections. This is actually very helpful and responding 'Yes' will
result in extremely efficient and productive use of your system.
When installing Jesus 1.0 you should be aware that when a pop-up window
makes a suggestion to remove a program or routine, there is no choice on
the pop-up to say: "Do not show this warning again." Some feel this is a
flaw in the system because they cannot remove these persistent warnings.
The warnings actually become more urgent such as: "Continued use of
Program XYZ or Game ABC may result in a Fatal Error or Permanent Damage
to Your System". (NOTE: Jesus 1.0 does not uninstall easily if at all.
Software engineers debate ad nauseam whether this is even possible.)
Removing old programs at the suggestion of Jesus 1.0 can be difficult so
we recommend a powerful utility program call HolySpirit 1.0. HS 1.0 is
capable of removing any old program that is in conflict with the smooth
operation of Jesus 1.0 while also sweeping for viruses. HS 1.0 is
actually a utility that comes with Jesus 1.0 but often needs to be
installed or unzipped (though some report that it self-installs
automatically).
HS 1.0 can be a bit of a memory hog and is a little unpredictable. It
can even make the system appear unstable for brief periods of time. HS
1.0 wipes out old programs, defragments your hard drive automatically and
even increases hard disk space and available RAM. HS 1.0 makes Jesus 1.0
run at lightning speed on any operating system and debugs your
communications software. HS 1.0 also has utilities that read and write
in any language when necessary. It is really quite marvellous and runs
as a memory resident program.
We have found that HS 1.0 runs best in conjunction with any of the
popular HiSWord software programs available from Yahweh. HiSWord is an
extensive online manual that also automatically repairs broken files,
clusters and strings of data. HiSWord in various versions such as KJV,
NAS, NIV etc. is in public domain and is quite commonly available at
modest cost.
You also may have heard that there is a powerful utility command
available in Jesus 1.0 called Repent.exe. Repent.exe does not install
as a shortcut. The command causes an intensive reworking of your entire
system somewhat like a soft reformat. All illegal and pirated programs
are deleted, sleeping viruses are purged and all software is all updated.
Repent.exe is an extreme command that causes an evaluation and virtual
rewrite of your system item by item but the results are terrific. Some
report a screen warning with Repent.exe that says: "This Will Take
Considerable Time-- Do You Want to Continue?"
In fact, there are normally several warnings before the Repent.exe
command is implemented such as: "Are You Sure You Want To Repent.exe?",
"The Repent.exe Command Will Result In Total System Re-Write", "An
Undetermined Number of Files Will Be Lost", and a strange one that says
"The Axe is Already At the Root of the Trees-- John". Don't let this
alarm you. Clicking 'Yes' at all prompts may result in what appears to be
a system shutdown but others report quick results and a reboot. It can
be a scary experience but we have never heard of the Repent.exe command
resulting in a permanent crash. To the contrary, the command generally
results in maximum system efficiency and function.
Bottom line, we view the Jesus 1.0 is an essential program which we
highly recommend especially with use of HS 1.0 and HiSWord 1.0. Hope
this is helpful.
Instructions on how to install Jesus 1.0 (Yeshua 1.0)
- 1)
- Log on with God. (PRAY)
- 2)
- CONFESS - "My system is corrupt and I need you.
I confess my sin. Save me."
- 3)
- INSTALL - "Lord Jesus, I need You. I make you Lord of my life.
Come into my life and be number one. Write Yourself onto the tablet of my
heart and mind and never leave me. Re-write me and restore me."
(c) 1999 Jeff Hoy (Feel free to forward.)
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